I Have Words

"ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked) 10/11/2020 at 15:40 • Filed to: None

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I went to a moderately priced state-related university, I’m semi-highly educated. I know words, I have the best words, but I can’t think of one for this:

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Nick Has an Exocet > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 15:45

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“ART CAR”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 15:45

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Made from stolen park benches and raiding jobsites!

ttyymmnn > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 15:45

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“American Made”

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 15:46

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 A street sweeper impacted a Jeep CJ and this resulted.

CB > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 15:47

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The end result of a spirit journey influenced by a ton of Bud Light, power tools, and probably a hint of meth.

If the vehicle itself is impossible to comprehend, it’s at a buy here pay here lot, which means someone traded it in and the dealer took it.

Just Jeepin' > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 15:48

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REAL BENCH SEATS!!

ranwhenparked > CB 10/11/2020 at 15:49

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Im guessing the previous owners left the lot in a Nissan of some sort, doesn't really matter which model, with surprisingly high weekly payments.

DipodomysDeserti > CB 10/11/2020 at 15:55

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More likely they do title loans, and the lender never actually looked at the truck before giving them a loan with a “ 93 Ranger” as collateral. Guy couldn’t pay, and now the dealer has this monstrosity.

Meth and Bud Light were  probably involved at some point, though.

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 15:56

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Abomination

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 15:58

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THE Danger Ranger

subexpression > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 15:59

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What a load of crap, t hat’s obviously not a regular cab! You can see the second row of seats in the photos.

ranwhenparked > subexpression 10/11/2020 at 16:00

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Fake news!!

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 16:12

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Rifuc ulous

A Boy and His Longtail > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 16:17

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I have just one word: why?

ranwhenparked > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 10/11/2020 at 16:24

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Ooh, that's a good word

sony1492 > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 16:51

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One word: Scrap

Kiltedpadre > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 16:51

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Only in the world of meth math could someone see any way for that to be worth $3000. I’m assuming the decimal point was missing and it should be $30.00.

It’s especially funny since $3000 is near the top of the Facebook recommended price for an actual Ranger with you know a metal body and seats that don’t risk death by splinters in a crash.

MoCamino > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 17:22

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I think the word you’re looking for is “abomination”.  Perhaps “death trap”.  (Oh wait, that’s two words.)

MiniGTI - now with XJ6 > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 10/11/2020 at 17:25

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Reminds my of a college friend who was fond of saying “refricken’ dickulous”

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 17:33

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And no explanation from the dealer. Just keyword spam and a promise of a wide variety of vehicles. Well, they really delivered but I think the Amish could make a better car than that. 

Jim Spanfeller > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 18:45

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It’s like a King  Mi dget mated with its sister, and then their child mated with a fence, and the inbred offspring of the King Midgets and the fence got fat.

My bird IS the word > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 18:47

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Looks suprisingly well made at least

ranwhenparked > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/11/2020 at 19:45

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Its like, yep, that’s a Ranger alright, hey, if you don’t like Rangers, we’ve got a silver Rogue over here.

ranwhenparked > Jim Spanfeller 10/11/2020 at 19:46

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It actually does look vaguely like an enlarged King Midget, I wonder if that was the inspiration?

Dr.Jeckyl > ranwhenparked 10/11/2020 at 21:00

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Why? And how did it get 160,000 miles on it?

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/12/2020 at 00:35

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I remember watching a Jay Leno’s garage episode at some point where he mentioned that he goes to the A mish for all his wood-spoked wheel needs, as they’re the most experienced people at doing that sort of thing. I imagine they also build their own buggies, so besides maybe  the engine I bet the Amish would be very capable of building a well-made automobile.

oldmxer > ranwhenparked 10/12/2020 at 02:16

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must have had bad rust but still good bones and they had time on their hands?

pip bip - choose Corrour > ranwhenparked 10/12/2020 at 05:06

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unique. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 10/12/2020 at 08:23

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True. I considered this but it is still a pretty good roast.